So last night I had my big moment in the lights. Revels dress rehearsal and they invited about 600 people to come. This was the first show with an audience to see how people would react and let the cast get used to having an audience. Well let me tell you, they loved me. They thought I was the star of the show. I had to let them down gently but it was okay. They were cool with it. I have to admit if my head wasn’t made of wood it would have swelled considerably.
Tonight is opening night and I can’t wait ’cause I’ll have lots of friends out there watching. Just wait until they see me dance on my head. Ha! Even the clog dancers can’t do that and they’re pretty good…for humans.
Well I got to go catch up on some rest. Gotta look good for the big show tonight. Hope to catch some of you there. Be sure to come say hello and check out my cousins at the CD table in the lobby. They’re really friendly.

Okay, I’m not much for moaning but I perform with this guy all the time and he goes and records a new CD and doesn’t even give me one song. Come on, what’s that about? I mean really. Not even my picture on the cover or even inside somewhere. Yeah, the graphics are really cool and all but, I say, what about the cool dancing dude, right? Sometimes it’s just not fair.

Humph!